Old men debating Teenage Boys

I agree with the old man with the nappy headed hair. The Jonas Broth­ers SUCK, musi­cally, of course. I really have an open mind. I try not to judge peo­ple, but I’m creeped out by the other old man who was going to the Jonas Broth­ers con­certs, and learn­ing songs designed for pre­teen girls. I think the old guy on the phone doesn’t have any man­hood because he is too quick to assume that he has one to pro­tect. Phone man is very defen­sive of “his man Nick” while nappy headed man with phal­lic micro­phone fancy’s Justin who he describes as “Cute”,“Hot”, and “Got it going on”.

We are Amer­ica, and we are at war. So who is it going to be Nick Jonas Broth­ers, or Justin bibber/bierber/burble. The tweens are watch­ing so choose your words care­fully or you fill face the wrath their wrath in the form of naggy emails and eboycotts.

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January 24th, 2010 Reply