I’m just standing for Jesus!

The fol­low­ing is my inter­pre­ta­tion of these three lovely singers.

hey yall! its me that gurl you go to school with. you remem­ber me? mem­ber when i told you about how awe­some Jesus is and u’ll get some slava­tion via youth group. im on the inter­nets now with my gal purity ring pals and we have this polti­cal ad telegram to sing about for the you and for the rest of the inter­net peo­ple. its all about 1 on yes to maine but no to the gay marriage.

it turned out pretty good. even though SOMEBODY for­got to wear their denim jacket! it kind of awe­some that we are mak­ing a dif­fer­ence by singing and stuff. like Jesus has blessed us with great voices and like we should use them to sing for what Jesus belived in. Jesus was very clear about what he thought about homo­sex­u­als in the bible he defi­natly said some­thing about them and marriage.

i’m not against homo­sex­ual peo­ple im just against them being mar­ried peo­ple. i love gay peo­ple! i think i have a cou­ple of gay friends in Choir. i love my Choir homo­sex­u­als so much that i give them lit­tle com­mic books and nick nacks explin­ing why being gay is wrong. check out this comic i got for dem.i try to explain to them again and again that gay peo­ple aren’t mar­ryable because of the bible and because of mar­raige and because its sex­ist and baby jesus wouldn’t stand up for sex­ism because the bible is not at all sex­ist at all except for a cou­ple parts about women not teach­ing and sub­mit­ing to the male hus­band but those parts we can skip over because they aren’t so impor­tant anymore.

but seri­ousl they just keep on say­ing “There she goes again” and “Didn’t she get that pur­tiy ring thing in a gum­ball machine” and “Seri­ously she has been wear­ing that denim jacket for a week straight”

I want every­one to see me and my pals sing for (baby)jesus. every­one excpet for my hairstylist

UPDATE: HEY YALLLLL!! party in the lords house god bless amer­ica! we passed that thing that my par­ents voted for. we totaly won this for jesus, the state of maine, amer­ica, and baby jesus. i think we really did a good job with our love and im invit­ing all my friends on face­book to the burn­ing of those mar­riage licenses and stuff.

i cant wait until next year so i can sing with my pals about jesus and stand­ing up for what baby jesus would want us to stand up for. like i know poor peo­ple are in africa and stuff but like amer­ica has gay mar­riage which is like here and ya thats another song. any­way ya make a dif­fer­ence for baby jesus and make a song for the internets!

UPDATE 2: HEY YALLL! >:( TWO STARS ON OUR VIDEO! u didn’t give me and my pals 2 stars u gave jesus, amer­ica, maine, and baby jesus 2 stars.

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November 8th, 2009 Reply