God Hates Fags group at Rutgers

So I’m get­ting a bit lazy when it comes to updat­ing this blog with rel­e­vant news­wor­thy items. Last Wednesday(I know ages ago). The God hates Fags folk from West­boro Bap­tist Church descended upon Rut­gers with their wrath! In other, less men­ac­ing words. About 8 of them trav­eled in the van to New Jer­sey and stood around with their signs. Every­one had an opin­ion on them and it got pretty redun­dant and redun­dant and more redundant.

So the day finally came and about half the peo­ple who had an opin­ion on them came to the counter protest. It was 8:45 and rain­ing and cold and I got up. It was ready to show them my love and to really shove it in their faces. I was hop­ing for a can­did photo with Shirley Phelps so I could tag myself in it and let every­one know how hip my life is.

It was 8:45 and I got there just in time…To see them leave! What? Hey thats not fair! Turns out that the sched­ules they post on their web­site are point­less because they totally ditched the place at the time they were sup­pose to start! I was furi­ous to say the least. What a heinous group.

Seri­ously god might hate fags, jews, Amer­ica and every­thing though I bet he wouldn’t take kindly to com­ing early and leav­ing early. Seri­ously you guys just com­mit­ted an act of re-tardiness( being tardy, but in the reverse sense). What if instead of protest­ing you were sup­pose to meet Jesus for lunch. You show up early then ditch as soon as Jesus comes for a bite to eat that does not sound Chris­t­ian like at all.

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November 1st, 2009 Reply