Bill Clinton want you to know that he loves “gay marriage”

Hey its me!

Who?

Bill Clin­ton!

Clin­ton? You mean Hillary the pantsuit princess?

No Bill! That guy who was Pres­i­dent! My PR Team I want to let you guys know something!

but you are no longer relevant!?!

Ya, but still, now that I longer need to worry about any polit­i­cal blow back there is no need to sup­press the bla­tantly log­i­cal yet con­tro­ver­sial polit­i­cal posi­tion of being for gay mar­riage. You see I’m going to give you a 1/2 arsed answer as to why I have sud­denly “changed my mind”.

Alright go for it

Gay cou­ples, Gay friends, adop­tion, always been for adop­tion, always have had gay friends, adop­tion of gay friends, Gay Marriage.

Oh that makes sense?

You see, even though my rea­sons for chang­ing my mind are pretty sketchy you can’t really chal­lenge them as a gay per­son because I do sup­port gay mar­riage NOW. So if you know whats good for the “Gay Com­mu­nity” you bet­ter not belit­tle my sup­port for gay mar­riage. Even though my sup­port comes at time when it is no longer a taboo issue, and that I no longer have the chance of fac­ing any sort of polit­i­cal back­lash. Just get­ting some air time on Cooper. I Might save some more Jour­nal­ist from Korea. I Might buy my wife some more pantsuits. I Might Sup­port her in the next Pres­i­den­tial elec­tion. Nvm I will.

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September 27th, 2009 Reply