Barney Frank and “The Gays” at the Washington Grasslands

Hey guys look “the gays” are in the news again!

It was com­ing out day, and National Equal­ity March Parade Dance Super Fun Time this Octo­ber 11th. Sounds like a bit of fun, sounds like we can moti­vate the base a bit more, sounds like it might inspire some kids to get polit­i­cally active, SOUNDS LIKE AN ECOLOGICAL HOLOCAUST!

See I get all my “gay advice” from Bar­ney Frank because he is in con­gress and because he is gay and because his opin­ion is impor­tant because he is gay and because he is in con­gress and because he is a gay con­gress­man in con­gress which makes his opin­ion impor­tant because of the gay­ness he emanates in con­gress because he is a con­gress­man who is a gay con­gress­man which means HIS OPINION IS RIGHT.

Bar­ney Frank had a very naive opti­mistic view of the march “a waste of time at best.” Though Bar­ney Frank in his infi­nite wis­dom, that he does have, notes the real ter­ror that could occur if peo­ple felt like exer­cis­ing their First Amend­ment on a nice sunny Sun­day after­noon. “The only thing they’re going to be putting pres­sure on is the grass,”.

IDIOTS the whole lot. Didn’t any­one stop and real­ize the cat­a­strophic amount of dam­age being caused to the frag­ile ecosys­tem in front of cap­i­tal hill.

Alright you can’t really see the grass here, but if you look around the hun­dreds of thou­sands of peo­ple you can defi­antly tell that the grass is being slaughtered.

One can only won­der how many adopted chil­dren who live in same-sex par­ent house­holds got bored of all the speeches and started to unroot the lawn.
One can only cringe at the thought of a mass amount of heels pierc­ing the soil.

Sure hun­dreds of thou­sands of peo­ple came together and it moti­vated the base and encour­aged count­less other peo­ple to be polit­i­cally active, but the Bar­ney Frank took the more log­i­cal route as a United States Con­gress­man. Who cares about exer­cis­ing the first Amend­ment when grass­lands of Wash­ing­ton are being trampled.

Seri­ously “The Gays” do you have some­thing against Grass?

Oh and who let this crazy per­son! Seri­ously what does Lady Gaga think she is doing? That state­ment about the grass was absolutely not metaphor­i­cal at all. Get with the Pro­gram Gaga, you may love the gays, but you hate the earth, which means you hate the gays.

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October 14th, 2009 Reply