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Absolut:Sane Chuck Noris:Insane

World Net Daily a nice Blog ver­sion of Fox News with an added con­ser­v­a­tive Chris­t­ian spice added in the mix sur­pris­ingly posted a some­what non slanted arti­cle about recent Abso­lut adver­tise­ments appeal­ing to Mex­i­cans and Gays. The Gay adver­tise­ment in ques­tion seems like it go both ways on the sex­u­al­ity spec­trum. Or maybe I am wrong, but I do believe that males in gen­eral all desire to have large gen­i­talia. Per­son­ally the ad doesn’t really appeal to me the most I find that it’s a bit witty, but since I am not of legal age they aren’t adver­tis­ing to me yet.

Back to the won­der­ful web­site World Net Daily. I was brows­ing around and I came across a par­tic­u­lar con­tributer that spiked my inter­est. None other than the old dead washed up meme Chuck Nor­ris. I was aware that Chuck Nor­ris was a tad bit out of loop with mod­ern soci­ety when I became aware that he    sup­port the  insane Mike Huck­abee. Notice the sim­i­lar­i­ties between Mike Huck­abee and famous homo­phobe Sally Kern. Both are try­ing out the new Anti Gay con­ser­v­a­tive talk­ing point that go’s along the lines “There’s never been a civ­i­liza­tion that has rewrit­ten what mar­riage and fam­ily means and sur­vived”. So pretty accord­ing to these con­ser­v­a­tives the Nether­lands, Spain, Canada and assort­ment of other coun­tries are going to come to there demise or have already  lay­ing in ruins  because they have accepted gay mar­riage. Any­way thats just to put those peo­ple into pere­spec­tive. Now we are back meme wash up Chuck Nor­ris and his arti­cles on World Net Daily.  If you read this par­tic­u­lar arti­cle you will find that Mr. Nor­ris says that we all have com­pletely lost our minds all sense of moral­ity and rea­son because we are doing things dif­fer­ently than what we did in 1700’s.  The things I learned about Mr. washed up Meme is that he is for the sec­ond amend­ment, but then he con­demns free­dom of the press when some­one made a draw­ing that offended him. He then quotes Jef­fer­son as to sup­port his pre­vi­ous argu­ment when he should really should have quoted John Adams who was the first Pres­i­dent to cen­sor the press with the Sedi­tion and Alien acts. Though it gets even bet­ter as Mr. Noris pro­ceeds on his tirade against mod­ern soci­ety.  He has a prob­lem with the GAYS par­tic­u­lar the Day of silence event in which peo­ple don’t talk all day in sup­port of against Gay Hate. Chuck Nor­ris is “appalled” to learn that pub­lic schools are going to allow stu­dents to not speak for a day and he sees it clearly as a “a nation­wide push to pro­mote the homo­sex­ual lifestyle”. But guess what it gets EVEN bet­ter than that. He then pro­ceeds to pull out another quote from good old sane Thomas Jef­fer­son in which good old Tom pro­poses an inter­est­ing bill.

“Whoso­ever shall be guilty of rape, polygamy, or sodomy with man or woman shall be pun­ished, if a man, by cas­tra­tion, if a woman, by cut­ting thro’ the car­ti­lage of her nose a hole of one half inch diam­e­ter at the least”

Then he goes and says that “I do believe that we should equally and adamantly oppose such aber­rant sex­ual behav­ior from being con­doned”. Then he finds that the only plaus­able solu­tion is to turn back the clocks of time and lis­ten to our Found­ing fathers who wanted to cas­trate gay peo­ple.  He still presses on and says.

” It seems to me their wis­dom is still fit for us to run it.”

There is so much wrong with that state­ment. Yes the found fathers are great peo­ple, but some of the things they said are com­pletely bar­baric and bat shit insane.  I find this sim­i­lar to the bible in a sense.  You should not read or take the words of the Found­ing Fathers or the Bible word for word. For exam­ple when was the last time your pas­tor preached about Leviti­cus 11:9–12 The found­ing fathers are great and very wise peo­ple, but some of the things that they said are inmorale and com­pletely bar­baric by todays stan­dards. The thing is that they real­ized that and when they set forth to set up the Con­sti­tu­tion they included the abil­ity of amend­ments which makes the Con­sti­tu­tion such a effec­tive doc­u­ment. It changes for the times, it changes when the peo­ple desire change. Unlike some of the views of the found­ing fathers, the Con­sti­tu­tion will never be outdated.

Took me a shit long time to write. Good­ness Gracious.

April 8th, 2008 Reply