Currently in the United States its has been proclaimed by the tweenage horde that Justin Bieber is the current Aaron Carter/Jonas Brothers/Jesse McCartney/Backstreet Boys/Attractive Male/Hanson Brothers/’N Synce of the next couple of months. I often times wonder about Tweens and Cellphone wielding ten year olds from other countries. What type of Prepubescent Pop is marketed to them. Actually, never mind I don’t care about what they like, but I did come across this odd Swedish lad named Johan Palm. Johan is of the typical Swedish breed, blond, blue eyes, vampire like paleness, and a talent for producing happy go lucky pop noise.

He looks kind of beautiful, but at the same time he exhibits a certain soulless marketable beauty.

I love those crafty Swedes, and how they take everything to the next level. In the video below Johan Palm is being pursued by a stampede of adoring/brainwashed/estrogen ridden fans. Johan must stay ahead of the horde as to avoid being trampled to death by ugg boots, while at the same time maintaining his distance from the camera.

Who is was the most coolest/most popularist/ fan in the video?

Was it the Tweenboy in the beginning who decided to fold his arms, and peace out? Good Call Bad Call?

How about the girl with the super cute Adidas bag, and matching Puma shirt? Those giant heart earrings worked well with the sweatpants <3!

Maybe the girl who ran around on the edges to get the shot deserves the best fan award? Did she get the shot?

Maybe none of this matters maybe all these boy pop stars are just another phase created by some faceless corporate monster bent on taking money from mothers of tweens. On the other maybe its just being a normal kid in a first world country with large amounts of disposable income.

Great PSA for Social Security rights for same sex couples. I really attached myself to that protagonist, and the light build up thing made me so hopeful. Rock for Equality is taking on the issue very well, and I’m glad that issues other than same sex marriage are being represented so well.

Bravo, Mr. Weir. I must admit at first Johnny appeared to be another gender bending gay(on ice), but after watching this interview it is very clear that Johny is also blessed with a marvelous mind. Just because you put on a “campy” performance, and doesn’t mean you are any less of a man. It also doesn’t mean that you are a walking stereotype as well. Johnny was himself on ice floor, no one else. Unlike many other people he isn’t afraid of being judged, and isn’t afraid of being different. The thing I get from Johnny is live freely, and keep fierce. Not being a man, but being a good man/woman/person is standing up, and setting shit straight like Johnny Weir.

Are you a hot girl? or a hawt gurl?
Do you chatroulette?
Do you have time to make pretty videos or are you to busy chatroulette(ing)?
Don’t you wish you graphed the amount of penis you saw?
Was Sasha, fierce or just a really cool hockey player?
Don’t you wish that one guy/girl/ didn’t next you?
What happens when to penises meet on chattroulette?
Are you a magazine/newspaper/blogger?
Don’t u feel compelled to analyze the social dynamic this has on society?
Wondering what effect the social networking analyzations by magazine/newspaper/blogger have on people?
Wondering if you can host a class or seminar, and profit off of explaining the internet meme?
What happens when two penises meet on chattroulette?
What happens when two journalist writing about chattroulette meet on chattroulette?
If there was a penis from chattroulette in a forest, and it nexts you does it make a noise?
How soon until I get to star clicking people away?

Dear Late of the Pier,

Fantasy Black Channel, your first album, was a feast for my ears. I devoured every track over, and over again. You left me licking my fingers, and quenching for more. I just don’t know how delectable you are anymore. Your latest two singles, Blueberry, and Best in Class leave me empty. Please tell me this is just an appetizer because I do expect full course meal soon.

Maybe we can cut it with the food imagery. Maybe Late of Pier will be stuck in Great Britain. Maybe they will be left at the pier as other go forth, and indulge the American market.

Blueberry. Alright that a pretty good video.

I never got motion sickness until I watched the Best In Class music video. Also that guy is awesome at drag.