Dr. Dre is ruining the Music Industry!

Well maybe it isn’t Dr. Dre, but instead its his headphone. “Beats by Dr. Dre” are these magic headphones Dr. Dre created endorses and these little glomping large gizmos are destroying the little credibility mainstream music has left. Simply these headphones have taken product placement to the next level.

Shall we begin?

In Eminem’s music video for “We Made You“. The girl portraying Lindsy Lohan’s girlfriend has a pair around her neck. Better put them on a no longer relevant rapper is yelling at you.

Oh I forgot Dr. Dre and the no longer relevant rapper are best bros with each other so of course Dr. Dre will show in the video. I dare say whats that keeping his ears warm? Earmuffs? Oh wait! Its a pair “Beats by Dr. Dre” headphones. Which can be bought for a mere $300.

My audience is usually of the gay sort and the gay sort has never really cared for the no longer relevant rapper sort (Eminem). So which person is relevant to the gay community…Que in every Lady GaGa video…EVER

Poker Face

Love Game the mini cheap ones oh well.

Paparazzi

Alright lets take a commercial break.



Ha, see what I did there? Even when pimping another product he has time to pimp his very own “Beats by Dr. Dre” headphones he even let the nerdy white guy wear them for a second. All of this done with time to drink a cool glass of Dr. Pepper.

So back to the music video. Here is some generic rap video with generic rap people and Lady Ga Ga and a certain lucky dog who was able to afford “Beats by Dr. Dre headphones.

Okay this is getting unbearable. I think you get the point…Wait…hold your horses there is another group of scantly clad ladies who are willing to drill the point once more. Just a note the following is a music video, not a commercial. I think.

Paradiso Girls featuring Lil Jon and Eve -- Patron Tequila



After watching that video you now have memories of the headphones embed in your head right next to your useless childhood ones.  So pretty much the entire premise of the video is. Guy buys “Beats by Dr. Dre” headphones from Bestbuys. Guy gets random assortment of ladies because he bought “Beats by Dr. Dre” headphones from Bestbuys. That is a commercial. Have we reached the culmination of this trend? Will this nonsense stop? No.

Whats that underneath that generic rapper’s hood? Could it be!



It’s one Giant Commerical

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