I’m just standing for Jesus!

The following is my interpretation of these three lovely singers.

hey yall! its me that gurl you go to school with. you remember me? member when i told you about how awesome Jesus is and u’ll get some slavation via youth group. im on the internets now with my gal purity ring pals and we have this poltical ad telegram to sing about for the you and for the rest of the internet people. its all about 1 on yes to maine but no to the gay marriage.



it turned out pretty good. even though SOMEBODY forgot to wear their denim jacket! it kind of awesome that we are making a difference by singing and stuff. like Jesus has blessed us with great voices and like we should use them to sing for what Jesus belived in. Jesus was very clear about what he thought about homosexuals in the bible he definatly said something about them and marriage.

i’m not against homosexual people im just against them being married people. i love gay people! i think i have a couple of gay friends in Choir. i love my Choir homosexuals so much that i give them little commic books and nick nacks explining why being gay is wrong. check out this comic i got for dem.i try to explain to them again and again that gay people aren’t marryable because of the bible and because of marraige and because its sexist and baby jesus wouldn’t stand up for sexism because the bible is not at all sexist at all except for a couple parts about women not teaching and submiting to the male husband but those parts we can skip over because they aren’t so important anymore.

but seriousl they just keep on saying “There she goes again” and “Didn’t she get that purtiy ring thing in a gumball machine” and “Seriously she has been wearing that denim jacket for a week straight”

I want everyone to see me and my pals sing for (baby)jesus. everyone excpet for my hairstylist

UPDATE: HEY YALLLLL!! party in the lords house god bless america! we passed that thing that my parents voted for. we totaly won this for jesus, the state of maine, america, and baby jesus. i think we really did a good job with our love and im inviting all my friends on facebook to the burning of those marriage licenses and stuff.

i cant wait until next year so i can sing with my pals about jesus and standing up for what baby jesus would want us to stand up for. like i know poor people are in africa and stuff but like america has gay marriage which is like here and ya thats another song. anyway ya make a difference for baby jesus and make a song for the internets!

UPDATE 2: HEY YALLL! >:( TWO STARS ON OUR VIDEO! u didn’t give me and my pals 2 stars u gave jesus, america, maine, and baby jesus 2 stars.

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