Alright so now you probably are all aware that guy from American Idol, Clay? Has confirmed his sexual identity. It turns out he is gay. Anyway pretty much every blog has covered this and they are all gosh darn proud of him. I though am kind of freaked out. Alright so the “under title” thing on the cover of People says. “I cannot raise a child to lie or hide things”. The weird thing is instead of adopting some poverty stricken child. He had his sperm injected into a 50 year old female friend. Had her cultivate the child in her stomach for 9 months. Once ripe he reaped the harvest and took the child so he could pose on the cover of People magazine. Really I would “so totally” hate my parents if they did all this shit to me. At least he didn’t pull this as a publici…oh wait! Did he mention he also was preforming Spamaolot on Broadway from September 19th to December 3rd!
My prediction he is going to pull a Lance Bass and write a book about his “struggles” at another opportune time so he can make some more coinage. Overall though Clay’s charity work really makes up for all of this mess.
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Yea, that kind of attention bothers me. I was thinking the same thing. Like, ok I’m going to publicize that I’m gay. Psh, whatever he could have came out a long time ago. Timing is clearly on his side. It’s nice he came out, but celebrities bug me. It’s like oh leave us alone, oh give us attention, oh leave us alone. Make up your mind, personally if I saw a celebrity on the street I would be like I recognize that person and keep going. People eat it up, and they depend on that.
Wait… Clay Aiken is gay? HOLY SHIT! That just completely shattered my entire world view.
Seriously, though, I called it like 6 years ago.
you hit the nail on the head.